Most people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pew. Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers. The Lord didn't create anything…
If I was a car, I’d be traded in for a newer model. I've got bumps, dents, scratches & some of my body parts are missing. My parking lights are…
The Doctor’s receptionist asked Bill what he had. “'Shingles,” says he. She wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later…
I've only one life; it soon will be gone. What will remain of the things that I've done? Will I be remembered as someone who cared? Someone who sympathized? Someone…
Today, let’s thank the plowers of our life. First, the snow plowers like my nephew Bert who spends incredible hours shoving snow off our roads so we can safely travel…
I’m sure the writer meant to say ‘How Can I Hear You, God?’ Instead, the text read ‘How Can I Heard You, God?’ And I interpreted it as ‘How Can…
It’s the fad now to refuse needle inoculation against mumps, measles and even polio. Apparently we prefer red measles that can kill or blind, mumps that may cause sterility and…
An araprosdokian is a sentence with a surprisingly funny turn of phrase Here are some examples. I know a tomato is a fruit but I’m not serving it with whipped…
Have you ever been in-cahoots, in-cognito or in-flexible? Who hasn’t? What about in-capable, or in-doubt? We love to voice our opinion of Biblical characters that hung out with the wrong…
I thought I’d seen the last of the things but a quick Google of ‘men’s garters’ and I found a zillion places that still sell them. My grandpa, and maybe…
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