Light-hearted

Some people don’t like the King James Version of the Bible but I love the truths it reveals. For instance did you know that men are supposed to do the dinner dishes? Here is the proof.

I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish, wiping it, and turning it upside down. (2 Kings 21:13b, KJV)

And man is also responsible for the floors?

And the floors of the house he overlaid with gold, within and without. (1 Kings 6:30, KJV)

Why they even do the washing, (but only when the clothes are dirty!)

So neither I, nor my brethren, nor my servants, nor the men of the guard which followed me, none of us put off our clothes, saving that every one put them off for washing. (Nehemiah 4:23, KJV)

For the life of me I cannot find where the gals cut the lawn…

Prayer – Lord, thanks for a bit of humour on a dreary day. Amen