Old Fashioned Health Advice

Hints for the Skinny
Eat slowly; chew thoroughly.
Don’t eat too much, too often.
Rest before and after eating.
Always avoid bathing before or after a meal.
Live outdoors.
Be cheerful.

Hints for the Larger
Eat slowly; chew thoroughly.
Don’t eat too much, too often.
Rest before and after eating.
Bathe often and freely.
Live outdoors.
Be cheerful.

This old-fashioned advice is the same for both, except for the bathing which larger people should indulge in freely. Be careful of advice, friends. It is sometimes weird and makes no sense. 

Job answered: “Well, you’ve certainly been a great help to a helpless man! You came to the rescue just in the nick of time! What wonderful advice you’ve given to a mixed-up man! (Job 26:1-3, MSG) 

The only good advice is Godly advice. (See August 24 devotional)

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