April Fool’s Day Late

People want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church (Privilege?)

Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, they wouldn’t let you in. (Oh, oh!)

If your church wants a better pastor, pray for the one you have. (Maybe you are his problem)

Most people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pew. ((Saw this!)

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers. (And no donations)

The Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close. (Ouch)

Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up, and permanently set. (Surely not you!)

Don’t wait for six strong men to take you to church.  (It’s too late then!)

If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats! (Who is the leader in your life?)

And here is another joke. Surely, we don’t believe this one?!

Instead of repairing the breaches, the officials make a feast for laughter, serve wine to cheer life, and depend on tax money to answer for all of it. (Ecclesiastes 10:19)

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