Funny Excuses

Here is a list of some excuses people made for their car accidents. 

The car was so little, I couldn’t see it.

The pedestrian couldn’t make up his mind which way to go, so I ran over him.

I turned into the wrong drive way and hit a tree that I don’t have any responsibility for.

I turned to look at my mother-in-law, missed the tractor trailer and went into the ditch.

The other car didn’t warn me and so I hit it.

Oh, aren’t we great with our excuses? What about the excuses we make to God?

I have to live common law because otherwise he will leave me.

I gave up smoking so now I only vape.

I have to swear to be part of the group.

Saul was no better. God told him to go and completely destroy the Amalekites and wage war against them until you have wiped them out.’ Saul did part of the job but then blamed his soldiers for keeping all the plunder.

And Samuel, the priest said “Why did you not obey the Lord? Why did you pounce on the plunder and do evil in the eyes of the Lord?” (From 1 Samuel 21:17-21)

Why do you not obey the Lord?