Just for Fun

There was a king only 12 inches tall. He was a terrible ruler but he made a great king!

Talk to yourself. Sometimes you need expert advice!

Duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it does muffle the sound!

If I put myself in the dryer for a few minutes, will I come out two sizes smaller?

My in-style clothes are the ones that still fit me.

 Either I am losing weight or the elastic is giving at the waist.

Why did Cinderella settle for a man who didn’t recognize her without make-up?

Wearing a mask inside your home will prevent over-eating.

A best friend lets you talk about anything and still loves and forgives you. That’s Jesus.

This is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many for the forgiveness of sins.

(Matthew 26:28, NIV)