Most people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pew.
Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.
The Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
People want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and back of the church.
Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, they wouldn’t let you in.
If your church wants a better pastor, pray for the one you have.
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!
And God must have laughed when He wrote this!
[Instead of repairing the breaches, the officials] make a feast for laughter, serve wine to cheer life, and [depend on tax] money to answer for all of it. (Ecclesiastes 10:19, AMP)
Prayer- Lord, thanks for laughter! In Christ! Amen.