Learn one joke a day and share it. My grandson got me with this one today. How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste!
Wear a funny piece of clothing to amuse other. My friend Vi showed up for a meeting wearing her dress inside out. “That’s the way it went on!” She laughed and so did we.
Julie Andrews no longer endorses chap lipstick. She says that it crumbles and makes her breath smell. As she explains it, “The super colour fragile lipstick gives me halitosis!”
By the way, why doesn’t lipstick do what it says?
Grandson to me. “God is good. Me to grandson, “Yes God is good.” Grandson to me. “You can say that again.”
I hope to be awesome today, but I admit I am overtired from being awesome yesterday!
How’s your diet coming? Not good, I had eggs for breakfast. Scrambled? No, Cadbury’s!
Why do noses run and feet smell?
Replace W with a T in these words. What, Where and When. Then you get the answers to the questions. That, There and Then!
The word’ swims’ reads the same even if read upside down!
How amazing are the deeds of the Lord! All who delight in him should ponder them. (Psalm 111:2, NLT)