Sillies

Why didn’t the green pepper become an archer? He didn’t habanero!

The more you weigh, the harder it is for someone to kidnap you!

How to treat a sick chemist; if you can’t helium and you can’t curium, then you have to barium.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? French fries and a diet croak. 

I hate to be accused of lolly gagging when I am clearly only dilly dallying.

After a good dinner you can even forgive your relatives.

Bread is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and settles in the waist.

I walked around Paris and got an Eiffel at the Louvre.

Amal and Juan are identical twins. When you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal.

You fill me with joy in your presence.

(Psalm 16:11 NIV)

Shout for joy to the Lord, all the earth, burst into jubilant song with music.

(Psalm 98:4, NIV)

The Lord has done great things for us, and we are filled with joy.

(Psalm 126:3, NIV)