Here are some funny sentences that start with one thought and become another.
Churchill was famous for thoughts like this. Here are some examples.
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
If you are going through hell…Keep going.
And here are some I have collected over the years.
I know a tomato is a fruit, but I’m not serving it with whipped cream.
Where there’s a will, write my name in it with the rest of the relatives.
Change is inevitable, except in Canadian pennies.
I thought I’d travel but all I got was a workstation.
Did you ever think that laughter is the reason that some of us live so long?
Our mouths were filled with laughter, our tongues with songs of joy. Then it was said among the nations, “The Lord has done great things for them.” (Psalm 126:2)