Q. What do you call a camel with no humps?
A. Humphrey (Hump-free!)
Q. What is a weasel’s favourite drink?
A. Pop! (Goes the weasel!)
Why do I waste your time on these sad, sorry excuses for comedy? I have no idea. I am quite frivolous now that I am swinging two arms in the air. (Well, honestly, since I just started therapy it is about 1 ½ arms in the air!)
You might think that God is making a bad joke when he says we perish if we do not know Jesus as our personal Savior. However, this is no bad joke. It is the truth and it will affect you if you do not carefully examine the facts, the truth of his message for yourself and make a decision to clearly follow the Christ is your personal Savior. God is not kidding when he says:
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. (John 3:16, NIV)
Prayer- Lord, give people the smarts to stop laughing and start worshiping a.s.a.p. Amen.