Chuckle Time

Cows like to hear jokes because they a-moos them. 

Organic vegetables die of natural causes!  

Mommy Cow called her calf because it was pasture bedtime.

The farmer gets his medicine from the farmacist. 

The Bible has its own funnies.

Jesus got hangry, that is, hungry and anger about the fig tree. (Mark 11:13)

Ezekiel ate God’s words, but people forget that they were on a scroll of animal skins or papyrus which he also ate!  (Ezekiel 3:1–3)

Numbers 22:27–29 contains the story of a talking donkey.

Paul preached do long that a guy fell asleep and then out of a window! Don’t worry. Paul revived him. (Acts 20:7–9)

Here is a warning to both wives and husbands. Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife.  (Proverbs 21:9)

You can find more if you take the time to look. Enjoy humour. It’s a gift from God.

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