For a Chuckle

We haven’t had too much fun during this quarantine thing so let’s have some now!

Stealing someone’s coffee is called mugging.

Be polite. Hold the door open for a clown. It is a nice jester!

You can push the envelope all you like. Unfortunately, it will still be stationary!

Knock, knock jokes deserve a no-bell prize!

I am on speed dial and therefore I am an insta-gram granny!

Oh, to be like cotton, ten minutes in the dryer and wrinkle free and two sizes smaller!

Grow your own tomatoes and spend three months and thus save 2.13 cents.

I dusted once and it came back. I am not falling for that again.

Me: Lord, forgive me for I have sinned. God: I know all about it. I read it on Facebook.

Who needs a housekeeper! Just have a friend call to say they are dropping by in ten minutes!

We will be friends until we are old and senile and then we will be new friends.

If you think you have blown God’s plan for your life; get over it—you are not that powerful.

A mother’s love is unconditional, but her temper is another matter entirely!

I hope this set your heart strings to laughing. According to Dick Van Dyke, anyone who doesn’t sing and dance at every opportunity is missing out on the joy of life.

Sarah said, “God has brought me laughter, and everyone who hears about this will laugh with me.” (Genesis 21:6, NIV)

Our mouths were filled with laughter, our tongues with songs of joy. Then it was said among the nations, “The Lord has done great things for them.” (Psalm 126:2, NIV)

Prayer- Lord some of us weren’t even able to giggle through these lines. Today we claim this verse from your word and trust joy to come into our lives.  He will yet fill your mouth with laughter and your lips with shouts of joy. (Job 8:21, NIV) Amen!

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