It’s bananas, folks. It’s all about bananas. A recent article stated all these banana truths. Don’t even wait to read it. Run out and buy a bunch right this minute!
One banana will give you energy for your workout. Meanwhile, it cures your depression, fixes your PMS issues, and puts the chase on anemia, high blood pressure, and constipation. You will be smarter, get over your hangover and heartburn at the same time!
And dear pregnant gals, tackle morning sickness and your bad nerves while rubbing your bug bites with banana skins and shining your shoes. Overwhelmed yet? No, stay tuned for weight loss, ulcer help, and cooling on a hot day.
Yes, the miraculous banana. What would we ever do without this amazing miracle cure!
The truth is that if something sounds too good to be true it possibly is. Whatever the hype, at least we know that a banana won’t hurt you. Do you know what else won’t hurt you?
God’s Spirit is right alongside helping us along. If we don’t know how or what to pray, it doesn’t matter. He does our praying in and for us, making prayer out of our wordless sighs, our aching groans. He knows us far better than we know ourselves, knows our pregnant condition, and keeps us present before God. That’s why we can be so sure that every detail in our lives of love for God is worked into something good.(Romans 8:28, MSG)